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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How can one find BPO clients for inbound and outbound voice processes?

Just Forget it!

So they tried

No, not a chance

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Are there scientific studies that support the detox benefits of an infrared sauna blanket?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do I sweat so much at the gym?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

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Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to