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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:23

Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Just Forget it!
So they tried
No, not a chance
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to